Miminal levels of Snow

godyesjohnlocked:

watsonly:

heli0centric:

This Weighted Companion John will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

#SCREAMS #oh my god #sherlock #portal #games #television #i just want to see sherlock putting john down on big red buttons #and john sitting there and saying things like FANTASTIC! or AMAZING! #while sherlock flips around and jumps in and out of portals #and also because sherlock’s a smart guy he’s going to figure out how to get out of incinerating john right at the end #happy ending for everyone tbh#also the cake is a lie because mycroft ate it 

OH MY GOD. YES. OH GOD YES.

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indubitablysmashing:

solcluster:

thekariya:

lionfishstick:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

mercsy:

magicalshovel:

keenincisions:

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

Fable 2: You’re a homeless, penniless little brat, and some bastard shoots your older sister so a smelly blind gypsy has to raise you for 10 years until you’re old enough to go traipsing around gross dungeons and bug infested caves to become either the biggest pussy hero in Albion or the biggest butt-munching douchebag in Albion depending on the choices you make. You also have a ratty gray dog who follows you everywhere and barks a lot.

Silent Hill: You’re some dumbass with various mental and emotional issues who’s running around a deserted town to find useless items like a pair of tongs. Your mind comes to life and attacks you, so you grab a random nearby item to defend yourself. Oh wait, you forgot something. Time to run all the way back to where you fucking started. Wait! The door is locked. The next one’s broken. The next one’s jammed. Time to find an alternate route. Lather, rinse and repeat. You have a final confrontation with something that’s been bugging you for a while, and depending on how big of a dumbass you were during your time in the town, you might survive after beating it. Or you might get turned into some weird monster. Either way. 

Deadly Premonition: Some weird ass combination between L.A. Noire and Silent Hill. The creators couldn’t make up their mind. You’ve got some pretty weird music, too- A product of lip syncing, no doubt. Anyway, you’re this FBI Agent who’s right hand bro is an imaginary friend. You like to tap your temple when you speak to him— Kinda like getting in touch through a telephone. You really don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, but you won’t tell the cops that. You’re a lone wolf, after all.

Fuck the police and all that shit. Anywaaaaay, you’re looking for red seeds. Which connects to trees. This town is full of trees (one chick even gets off on it). So, you’re stuck solving a murder case gone horribly wrong. And then this whack job with a regenerating axe attacks you. You try to hold your breath and hide in weird places. Seems to do the trick.

Also, you like to talk about lunch with the police a lot. And there’s this geezer in a mansion who seems to have ties to everything.

…But you still don’t know what the fuck you’re doing.

Phoenix Wright: 

you play a lawyer

World of Warcraft

You do everyone’s busywork and then go to fucking Outland

Persona 3

You shoot yourself in the head and then you’re dead.

Ar tonelico 2.

You get two hot girls singing around following you, and then you get another one. The first two are in love with each other, and the last one is a total bitch.

Fragile Dreams

You’re the last person on the planet left alone, and a robot also steals your first kiss. Don’t even ask.

(I have too many favourites)

Mass Effect 2: You’re some dead chick who runs around the galaxy with a nerd and a socially awkward alien being a dick to everybody. You’re so much of a dick to everybody around you that your face progressively falls apart as you continue the game.

Ad Persona 3: You’re an emo boy who hallucinates about a kid prisoner from Aushwitz and eats way too much. Then, you die and everybody forgets about you.

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Hiddles takes talking to yourself to a brand new level.

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When your 2 other selves creep you out

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