madisonthe1975:

if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong

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ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

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coelasquid:

"this horror movie isn’t very good-"

This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.

The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.

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prozdvoices:

Patreon Request: Captain America needs some solid dick

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What a beautiful panel.

For more details about Patreon and monthly personal requests, you can go here.

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videoisvideo:

spcsnaptags:

wolvensnothere:

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

Yup.

So this.

I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly, it was a really jarring, unpleasant episode.

Homer is a terrible dad. So is Peter. But Homer’s saving grace has always been that he tries—he’s bad at it and he fucks it up a lot, but he loves his family and he wants to be better than he is.

One of my favorite Homer moments is in “Diatribe of a Mad Housewife.” Tl;dr Marge writes a steamy romance novel starring herself and Ned, and when Homer finds out, he chases down Ned and, rather than attack him, asks him to teach him how to be a better husband.

There’s some part of his stupid self that wants to do better.

I never got that impression with Peter. Instead, the family has gotten more and more abusive towards Meg. It’s really unsettling for me when I started realizing that’s what happens sometimes in abusive families. Abusers sometimes single out one child to abuse, and quite often the other family members take the abuser’s side. After all, it’s easier to side with an abuser than to run the risk of becoming the target yourself.

There’s never really a point where it seems like Peter cares at all that his shitty behavior impacts his family. It actually seems to have gotten worse over the years. He expects everyone to clean up his messes because that’s always what happens; there’s really no reason for him not to be shitty.

And it’s easy to see how Meg is affected. She doesn’t have much of a character, really, because so much her screen time is devoted to being abused. The bits of character development all seem to hinge on her being this sad, neglected person who’s trying her best but never really gets any help from anyone. Quite the opposite; there have been a lot of episodes where her family sabotages any attempts to be herself.

It can be easy to forget how awful this behavior is when the only context is the show itself (frankly, everyone on Family Guy is kind of terrible). Seeing it played against the Simpsons, who are a flawed and dysfunctional but ultimately loving family, was painful to watch.

I may not be as big of a Simpsons fan as I once was, but I can at least tolerate it a hell of a lot more than Family Guy at this point.

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meatbicyclevevo:

actionables:

This grandfather looks like Harrison Ford

why is he stealing harrison ford
david why

meatbicyclevevo:

actionables:

This grandfather looks like Harrison Ford

why is he stealing harrison ford

david why

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sopranomonroe:

childofdragons:

arse-moriendi:

rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

when social correctness literally loops back around to bite its own ass

The china one is sort of golden though. At least their response to the idiocy.

When I say I hate the Social Justice side of tumblr, I mean this stuff. Not actual Social Justice issues and people—you guys are great.

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